Step right on up, folks, to the funniest, craziest, whackiest, right-wingiest Carnival that y'all will see this side of Michael Moore's backside!
Ringmaster Damian G. has a bounteous selection of entertainment for y'all to feast yer eyes, ears and gallbladders on, and it's all free, not countin' the cost'a yer Immortal Soul, a'course.
First up, we have the Main Attractions:
Folks, it just don't get any better'n these here fine entries. If y'all don't laugh, have yer funny bones checked, 'cause clearly, they ain't workin'!
Don Surber of Don Surber presents NBC, Have I Got A Show For You.
Insolublog of Insolublog presents Right House Press Briefing.
Citizen Grim of Right Hand of God presents How to Keep the Government from Seizing your Property.
Buckley F. Williams of The Nose On Your Face presents Top 9 Alternate Names For The Global War On Terror.
dr.dna of teh voodoo lounge presents Inciting zoophobia by inventing species-specific stereotypes. [Warning: Minor Language; Bird Abuse]
The Evil Emperor Mindstation of Point Five presents Mindstation's Eleven: Episode 2 - And Justice For All.
Senator Walters of The Stall Street Journal presents Life's a Blur.
Steve the Pirate of Steve the Pirate presents Top Ten Ways to Know You're a Successful Blogger. [Warning: Very Minor Vulgarities]
Vox Poplar of Vox Poplar Is right About Everything & Don't You Forget It! presents Vox Poplar's Charity Spectacular! [Warning: Minor Vulgarities; Minor Language]
RW of WuzzaDem presents Dennys: A Hotbed of Political Scandals. [Warning: Minor Language]
Dr. Phat Tony of Dr. Phat Tony's presents A Phat Interview With an A** Clown. [Warning: This article is about a frighteningly anti-American, anti-homosexual man. Tread carefully should you visit his Web site.]
Next, we have the Wild Rides:
These here entries are as crazy and windin' as they are entertainin'. If y'all git motion sickness, don't mind the carnie operatin' the ride! If anything, a little stomach bile'll make 'im smell better! I'm just kiddin', folks! Please don't call the UCA (United Carnie Association)!
Prof. Stephen Hawking of Point Five presents On Feline Indifference to Sweets and On The Fragile Earth. [Warning: May be offensive to handicapable people.]
Ironman of Political Calculations presents Aircraft Maintenance.
Dan Melson of Searchlight Crusade presents Illegal Immigrants in the Border Patrol.
Fitch of Radioactive Liberty presents 5 Tips for Terrorists.
Two Dogs of Mean Ol' Meany presents Spammalammadingdong. [Warning: Language]
Josh Cohen of Multiple Mentality presents Eye Doctor Appointment. [Warning: Minor Vulgarities]
Mr. Right of The Right Place presents Democrats Give up on Winning, Push for More "Spectacular" Losses.
ChrTh of AutoOcclumency presents If I ran the IAEA ...
Tommy of Striving for Average presents Howard Dean Opposes Roberts.
bob of either orr presents Conversations at Hillary HQ.
Tired a'book-learnin'? Well, rest yer brains my brothers and sisters, 'cause these here are the Sweet and Salty Snacks:
These entries are, as Bill "The Leprechaun" O'Reilly would say, "pithy." Short and to the point, you'll be guffawin' in less time than it took to click on the Got Danged link!
The MaryHunter of TMH's Bacon Bits presents Mooove Over Autos: New Global Warming Threat Ruminates in California.
Harvey of Bad Example presents WELCOME BACK TO WAR PROTESTING, JANE. [Warning: Semi-NSFW]
Don Surber of Don Surber presents How Dry I Am.
The Artist of The Art of the Blog presents Presidential Comments on Iran? France?
Gullyborg of Resistance is futile! presents Naval humor.
jimmyb of The Conservative UAW Guy presents A Short Joke.
Ferdinand T. Cat of Conservative Cat presents New Bush Speaking Style and Vicious Invading Paleface B******s. [Warning: Minor Language]
Finally, we have the Side Shows:
Yeesh! Folks, feast your eyes if you dare upon the most freakish, disgustin', scarifyin' content to grace your computer screen! Believe me, Hillary "The Bearded Lady" Clinton and Ted "The Incredibly Obese Man" Kennedy have nothin' on the most terrifyin' monsters ever to escape from the depths a'Hades! Young'uns and pregnant women are advised to skip this part of the Carnival.
GunnNutt of The Gunn Nutt presents The Beverly Kennedys. [Warning: NSFW]
Mr. Satire of satire presents Leftist Blog Exit Poll Winner Paul Hackett (Hawk-OH) Demands A Refund Of Kos Kidz' Allowance. [Warning: REALLY NSFW; Minor Language]
Mitch Geller of DubiousProfundity presents Rue de Rogues V: Bulls**t Bar Stories. [Warning: Strong Language]
Rebecca McCormick of Wayne's World 2005 presents Dog Days of Summer. [Warning: Bathroom Humour; Semi-NSFW]
Bob Sterling of SMEGMASTER.COM presents The stupidity of Al Gore makes me want to cry. [Warning: Strong Language]
Elisson of Blog d'Elisson presents I've Got a Secret...ion. [Warning: Icky Humour; Liberal Web Site]
That's it for this Carnival, ladies and germs, but fear not, folks! The followin' damned souls have decided to throw their hats into the ring to host the next Carnivals:
Week 16 - Aug. 18 - Point Five
Week 17 - Aug. 25 - The Conservative UAW Guy
Week 18 - Sep. 1 - What? No takers? We don't take kindly to yella-bellies 'round these here parts.
Should y'all take up the task -- and a heavy one it is -- recruitment is right over her'.
In fact, as long as y'all are visitin' IMAO, why not drop by their main page for a heapin' helpin' a' 'possum pie?
If readin's not yer thing, how's about y'all go have a listen over at the IMAO Podcast page? Boy howdy, them bloggers sure do love the sound a'their own voices, don't they? Got Danged city slickers. (HAWWWK! SPIT-OO!)
Before y'all go, why don'cha take a gander at the Carnival Monkey, now fully innoculated but still filled with rage!
This here's Sunshine; he is currently on probation for mauling six tourists wearing Banana Boat sunscreen.
Ringmaster Damian G. has a bounteous selection of entertainment for y'all to feast yer eyes, ears and gallbladders on, and it's all free, not countin' the cost'a yer Immortal Soul, a'course.
First up, we have the Main Attractions:
Folks, it just don't get any better'n these here fine entries. If y'all don't laugh, have yer funny bones checked, 'cause clearly, they ain't workin'!
Don Surber of Don Surber presents NBC, Have I Got A Show For You.
Insolublog of Insolublog presents Right House Press Briefing.
Citizen Grim of Right Hand of God presents How to Keep the Government from Seizing your Property.
Buckley F. Williams of The Nose On Your Face presents Top 9 Alternate Names For The Global War On Terror.
dr.dna of teh voodoo lounge presents Inciting zoophobia by inventing species-specific stereotypes. [Warning: Minor Language; Bird Abuse]
The Evil Emperor Mindstation of Point Five presents Mindstation's Eleven: Episode 2 - And Justice For All.
Senator Walters of The Stall Street Journal presents Life's a Blur.
Steve the Pirate of Steve the Pirate presents Top Ten Ways to Know You're a Successful Blogger. [Warning: Very Minor Vulgarities]
Vox Poplar of Vox Poplar Is right About Everything & Don't You Forget It! presents Vox Poplar's Charity Spectacular! [Warning: Minor Vulgarities; Minor Language]
RW of WuzzaDem presents Dennys: A Hotbed of Political Scandals. [Warning: Minor Language]
Dr. Phat Tony of Dr. Phat Tony's presents A Phat Interview With an A** Clown. [Warning: This article is about a frighteningly anti-American, anti-homosexual man. Tread carefully should you visit his Web site.]
Next, we have the Wild Rides:
These here entries are as crazy and windin' as they are entertainin'. If y'all git motion sickness, don't mind the carnie operatin' the ride! If anything, a little stomach bile'll make 'im smell better! I'm just kiddin', folks! Please don't call the UCA (United Carnie Association)!
Prof. Stephen Hawking of Point Five presents On Feline Indifference to Sweets and On The Fragile Earth. [Warning: May be offensive to handicapable people.]
Ironman of Political Calculations presents Aircraft Maintenance.
Dan Melson of Searchlight Crusade presents Illegal Immigrants in the Border Patrol.
Fitch of Radioactive Liberty presents 5 Tips for Terrorists.
Two Dogs of Mean Ol' Meany presents Spammalammadingdong. [Warning: Language]
Josh Cohen of Multiple Mentality presents Eye Doctor Appointment. [Warning: Minor Vulgarities]
Mr. Right of The Right Place presents Democrats Give up on Winning, Push for More "Spectacular" Losses.
ChrTh of AutoOcclumency presents If I ran the IAEA ...
Tommy of Striving for Average presents Howard Dean Opposes Roberts.
bob of either orr presents Conversations at Hillary HQ.
Tired a'book-learnin'? Well, rest yer brains my brothers and sisters, 'cause these here are the Sweet and Salty Snacks:
These entries are, as Bill "The Leprechaun" O'Reilly would say, "pithy." Short and to the point, you'll be guffawin' in less time than it took to click on the Got Danged link!
The MaryHunter of TMH's Bacon Bits presents Mooove Over Autos: New Global Warming Threat Ruminates in California.
Harvey of Bad Example presents WELCOME BACK TO WAR PROTESTING, JANE. [Warning: Semi-NSFW]
Don Surber of Don Surber presents How Dry I Am.
The Artist of The Art of the Blog presents Presidential Comments on Iran? France?
Gullyborg of Resistance is futile! presents Naval humor.
jimmyb of The Conservative UAW Guy presents A Short Joke.
Ferdinand T. Cat of Conservative Cat presents New Bush Speaking Style and Vicious Invading Paleface B******s. [Warning: Minor Language]
Finally, we have the Side Shows:
Yeesh! Folks, feast your eyes if you dare upon the most freakish, disgustin', scarifyin' content to grace your computer screen! Believe me, Hillary "The Bearded Lady" Clinton and Ted "The Incredibly Obese Man" Kennedy have nothin' on the most terrifyin' monsters ever to escape from the depths a'Hades! Young'uns and pregnant women are advised to skip this part of the Carnival.
GunnNutt of The Gunn Nutt presents The Beverly Kennedys. [Warning: NSFW]
Mr. Satire of satire presents Leftist Blog Exit Poll Winner Paul Hackett (Hawk-OH) Demands A Refund Of Kos Kidz' Allowance. [Warning: REALLY NSFW; Minor Language]
Mitch Geller of DubiousProfundity presents Rue de Rogues V: Bulls**t Bar Stories. [Warning: Strong Language]
Rebecca McCormick of Wayne's World 2005 presents Dog Days of Summer. [Warning: Bathroom Humour; Semi-NSFW]
Bob Sterling of SMEGMASTER.COM presents The stupidity of Al Gore makes me want to cry. [Warning: Strong Language]
Elisson of Blog d'Elisson presents I've Got a Secret...ion. [Warning: Icky Humour; Liberal Web Site]
That's it for this Carnival, ladies and germs, but fear not, folks! The followin' damned souls have decided to throw their hats into the ring to host the next Carnivals:
Week 16 - Aug. 18 - Point Five
Week 17 - Aug. 25 - The Conservative UAW Guy
Week 18 - Sep. 1 - What? No takers? We don't take kindly to yella-bellies 'round these here parts.
Should y'all take up the task -- and a heavy one it is -- recruitment is right over her'.
In fact, as long as y'all are visitin' IMAO, why not drop by their main page for a heapin' helpin' a' 'possum pie?
If readin's not yer thing, how's about y'all go have a listen over at the IMAO Podcast page? Boy howdy, them bloggers sure do love the sound a'their own voices, don't they? Got Danged city slickers. (HAWWWK! SPIT-OO!)
Before y'all go, why don'cha take a gander at the Carnival Monkey, now fully innoculated but still filled with rage!
This here's Sunshine; he is currently on probation for mauling six tourists wearing Banana Boat sunscreen.
Contrary to popular belief, he has no known relationship to spacemonkey, who denies ever having knocked up Curious George's sister.Oh, and for no apparent reason at all whatsoever... A badger!
And a cowbell!
Moo...Well, I reckon it's about time t'pack up and mosey on outta these here parts. It's been mighty swell servin' you folks, but if I don' git the freaks home by supper, their Union'll have my hide, boy howdy!
Now scoot! Skedaddle! No refunds! The Carnival is not responsible for either loss of personal property or dignity! Any and all persons injured on Carnival attractions automatically wave their right to sue upon entering the Carnival! Do not pass Go!
Y'all come back, now, y'hear?
17 praise(s):
Great Job G, like the gratuitous cowbell pic.
Well Done! I like the Curious Geourge/Spacemonkey pic.
"warning, liberal website"
hahaha
Yay! I'm a freak! But what does "NSFW" mean?
Heh.
I'm pithy!
Gunnutt -
Uhhhhhhhh....now that I've gone to a NSFW site, I'm guessing it means NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
It really means it!
Yikes!
Great job, Damian.
All hail the Carnival Monkey!
Hey, and maybe since the real Evil Glenn is on vacation, we can get one of the guest Evil Glenns to instalanche this thing.
Vulgarities? What vulgarities?
Oh, I see now. Should've never mentioned that blasted Wal-Mart...
Great job, my little hosting friend. Maybe I'll buy you a beer someday.
Good job, Damian!
The Carnival is linked at Blog d'Elisson.
...as it is at either orr. Well done, kind sir.
Delicious conservatively spun carnival candy, Damien.
Thanks for the link, but I have two questions:
1) Who is 'RW?'
2) What is the 'Minor Language' you're referring to in that post?
Just someone who reads your blog.
The submission page automatically puts 'from' in the
email, even if you're not officially 'from' that site.
So much to choose from!!!
Excellent job, Damian. :)
Thank you! Excellent job. Couldn't fuind the trackback, but I linked it.
Great work, and I feel honoured to have my little blog in among the main attractions.
I'll be sure to add your site to my blogroll.
NEEDS MORE COWBELL!
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