This is that "big announcement" I mentioned yesterday.
There are a few rules, though.
RULE #1: Only female bloggers may use the comments (except for yours truly). No men, boys, gay men, gun molesters, puppy blenders or hermaphrodites allowed. Liberals are okay so long as they are women (or at least what passes for women in the world of the Left).
RULE #2: Comments must be kept PG-13. Yes, the booze may go to your heads, but that doesn't mean you should go off on a tirade of f-bombs. So in other words, if you simply must swear, do it cleverly, please.
RULE #3: You must submit a post for the event. It is a Carnival. The topic will be any sort of gossip of your choosing, whether heard through the grapevine, or just plain satirical, about a public figure, preferably a political one. All submissions must be sent through the Conservative Cat Carnival Submit Form.
That's it! See you girls next week!
There are a few rules, though.
RULE #1: Only female bloggers may use the comments (except for yours truly). No men, boys, gay men, gun molesters, puppy blenders or hermaphrodites allowed. Liberals are okay so long as they are women (or at least what passes for women in the world of the Left).
RULE #2: Comments must be kept PG-13. Yes, the booze may go to your heads, but that doesn't mean you should go off on a tirade of f-bombs. So in other words, if you simply must swear, do it cleverly, please.
RULE #3: You must submit a post for the event. It is a Carnival. The topic will be any sort of gossip of your choosing, whether heard through the grapevine, or just plain satirical, about a public figure, preferably a political one. All submissions must be sent through the Conservative Cat Carnival Submit Form.
That's it! See you girls next week!
6 praise(s):
Yay! I'm on it. ;)
Oh man, and I had the wig and lipstick all ready...
"at least what passes for women in the world of the Left."
Doesn't this poke a big hole in your Conservafilter?
conservafilter... Insolu, you are so darn funny! Good luck with ladies night Damian.
There are lady gun-molesters ya know!
i don't really understand. maybe you can explain it better. i'm supposed to write something? come up with someone else's writing?
i'm a blonde. i need very detailed instructions.
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