So a bunch of criminals illegal aliens undocumented workers want the same rights as native-born Americans and legal immigrants.
Many Congressmen support what is essentially delayed amnesty, which would entail paying all owed back taxes and a fine, learning English and reciting all the words to the Thong Song, also in English.
First and foremost, we must secure our southern border. I support the Minutemen in their efforts to construct a wall on private property not yet condemned as prime real estate. But they aren't going far enough.
I propose that the Federal Government build a giant steel barrier, which would be reinforced with barbed wire, lasers and Terminators. Some call it inhumane; I call it progress.
Many Congressmen support what is essentially delayed amnesty, which would entail paying all owed back taxes and a fine, learning English and reciting all the words to the Thong Song, also in English.
First and foremost, we must secure our southern border. I support the Minutemen in their efforts to construct a wall on private property not yet condemned as prime real estate. But they aren't going far enough.
I propose that the Federal Government build a giant steel barrier, which would be reinforced with barbed wire, lasers and Terminators. Some call it inhumane; I call it progress.
"Our mission is to prevent the unauthorised entry of foreigners and to assassinate Sarah Connor."
Mexico's hypocritical laws will be the basis of our system. All those caught waving a flag other than that of America or Puerto Rico will be shot on sight. Any child who skips classes for a protest will be forced to wear a dunce cap whilst holding two large 2X4's; said child would be standing over a large shark pit and singing the Thong Song in Esperanto.
Those who put forth the idea of the Nation of Aztlán will be shot at the Alamo. Those who demand driver's licences for illegals will have their vehicles rammed by Puerto Ricans without insurance. Finally, in an effort to lower taxes and commodity prices simultaneously, all unemployed welfare recipients will be forced to work as gardeners, dish washers, house keepers and Univision soap opera actors.
With my ideas implemented, America will finally be able to rid herself of of its crushing debts and that odd, foot-like smell in Phoenix. Thank you for reading, and puede el Dios continuar bendiciendo los Estados Unidos.
The preceding message was released by the Tom Tancredo for President Political Action Committee.
Those who put forth the idea of the Nation of Aztlán will be shot at the Alamo. Those who demand driver's licences for illegals will have their vehicles rammed by Puerto Ricans without insurance. Finally, in an effort to lower taxes and commodity prices simultaneously, all unemployed welfare recipients will be forced to work as gardeners, dish washers, house keepers and Univision soap opera actors.
With my ideas implemented, America will finally be able to rid herself of of its crushing debts and that odd, foot-like smell in Phoenix. Thank you for reading, and puede el Dios continuar bendiciendo los Estados Unidos.
The preceding message was released by the Tom Tancredo for President Political Action Committee.
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That's funny. Shot at the Alamo, indeed.
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