It's not easy bein' green...

"Hello, I'm a Mac..."

"...And I'm from Greenpeace."

"What's wrong, Greenpeace hippie?"

"You're hurting the planet!"

"Why should we believe you?"

"Because we protect Earth, and we love puppies, and the pretty colours tell us to hate human progress, and..."

"How can we trust you if you've lied about us before?"

"Uhhh... Errr... That is to say..."

"YAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! FEVER!!! THE PLANET HAS A FEVER!!! FLAME-RETARDANT BABY!!! MANBEARPIG!!!"

"Al Gore?! I would've thought that you guys would like us, since you Clinton-types hate Microsoft."

"No! All capitalism is evil! Except for private jet companies and mansion contractors."

"Hypocritical jackass."

Apple: Carbon offset this, bitch.