"...Aaaaand we'll put the hot tub here, and the five-car garage over there, and the hangar will go... Right there."In a 24-hour music marathon spanning seven continents, everyone from aboriginal elders to famous scientists to country singers called on the world to turn interest in the Live Earth events into environmental activism.
"It's really amazing," concert-goer Dave Etheridge gushed. "Really, by listening to has-been musicians and wearing 'Gore 2008' tee shirts, we can really stick it to the man!"
Indeed,with the help of a fawning media, practically all of Hollywood and a dedicated following of half-retarded college students and Sixties burn-outs, despite overwhelming odds, Live Earth seems to be a moderate, if not disappointing, attempt at relevance smashing success.
Al Gore himself appeared at the Giants Stadium concert in New Jersey, where he spoke with fiery passion. He and the celebrities headlining the concerts suggested that people could solve the climate crisis with little steps, like paying a carbon tax. "Remember, taxes fix everything," Gore reminded. "The only thing more effective than taxes in fighting Manbearpi- er, climate change is literally bending over and being sodomised with a large broom handle." Gore refrained from advising the crowd - and millions ofimaginary viewers - to buy hybrid cars since the only working Prius is not only already owned by his drug-addled son, Al Gore III, but is currently impounded.
It is currently unknown if the pollution generated by the stars' private jets combined with the overall wastefulness of simultaneous world-wide concerts will be worth the costs, but one thing is certain: Al Gore is one fat bastard.
"It's really amazing," concert-goer Dave Etheridge gushed. "Really, by listening to has-been musicians and wearing 'Gore 2008' tee shirts, we can really stick it to the man!"
Indeed,
Al Gore himself appeared at the Giants Stadium concert in New Jersey, where he spoke with fiery passion. He and the celebrities headlining the concerts suggested that people could solve the climate crisis with little steps, like paying a carbon tax. "Remember, taxes fix everything," Gore reminded. "The only thing more effective than taxes in fighting Manbearpi- er, climate change is literally bending over and being sodomised with a large broom handle." Gore refrained from advising the crowd - and millions of
It is currently unknown if the pollution generated by the stars' private jets combined with the overall wastefulness of simultaneous world-wide concerts will be worth the costs, but one thing is certain: Al Gore is one fat bastard.
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But wasn't all of it just an amazing example of how the man and people like him think? The collective ego must have made the hole in the ozone 10 times bigger.
Is it Al, or is it Mao? Only his wardrobe consultant knows for sure.
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