LAST CALL FOR ENTRIES, DOUCHE BAGS!

Hey, y'all. Remember when I said I'd post this thang between that insignificant day on December 25th and New Year's Eve?

Yeahhh, I kinda lied. (Illness plus two-year-old niece visiting equals teh suckage.) But this gives you more time to submit like the dhimmi you are, so...

SUBMIT!!!

Merry Christmas!

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.

(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.)

And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city.

And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:)

To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.

And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.

And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

Luke 2: 1-14

May the love and peace of the Christ Child be with you all this glorious season.

Announcing the 2007 Douche Bag of the Year Awards!!!

Yes, I have decided that the best way to close out the year is by nominating those whose actions were dubious, stupid, traitorous or just amusing for all the wrong reasons.

But I need your help.

When you guys think "douche bag", just who comes to mind? The person or persons do not have to be political. For example, Chris Crocker ("LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!") is most certainly in the running.

So, leave as many suggestions, death threats and love notes as you like in the comments. I will post the "winners" between Holiday and New Year's Eve.