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What They're Saying About Conservathink!

"I can't believe it's not puppies! Heh. Indeed."
-Glenn Reynolds, Blogfather/Perpetual Butt of Frank J.'s Jokes

"Damian G.'s talent is on loan from God."
-Rush Limbaugh, Radio Personality/Blowhard Druggie

"Damian G.'s blog makes me want to eat myself to death faster than I already am now."
-Michael Moore, Liberal Propagandist/Human Blimp

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating Conservathink."
-Al Gore, "President" Clinton's VP/Robot

"If I read this blog to you and did not tell you that it was Conservathink, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags or some mad regime -- Pol Pot or others -- that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case."
-DICK Durbin, Traitor (D-IL)/Crybaby

"I HATE CONSERVATHINK!!! YEEEAAAHHH!!!"
-Howard Dean, DNC Chairman/Hannibal Lector Impersonator

"It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes an army to control Damian G."
-Hillary Rodham Clinton, Senator (D-NY)/America's Most Prominent Dumb Blonde/Closet Lesbian

"It takes a FAMILY, you stupid bitch!"
-Rick Santorum, Former Senator (R-PA)/Hillary's Worst Nightmare

"I'm afraid that when we go to the [Senate] well, that too many of my colleagues -- (voice breaking) -- that too many of my colleagues are not going to understand that this blog is very, very important to our country. At a strategic time, when we need friends all over the world, we need somebody up there that's going to be able to get the job done. I know some of my friends say, 'Let it go, George, it's going to work out.' I don't want to take the risk. I came back here [to the Senate] and ran for a second term because I'm worried about my kids and my grandchildren. And I just hope my colleagues will take the time (pause) and before they get to this well, do some serious thinking about whether or not we should support Damian G. I yield the floor."
-George Voinovich, Senator (RINO, OH)/Woman

"If God had a blog, it would most assuredly resemble Conservathink."
-His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI, 265th Successor of St. Peter/God's Rottweiler

Why do liberals hate Sarah Palin so much?
	Jesus hates them.
	She shot, skinned and consumed their pets.
	"Undesirable" children are a real turn-off.
	Penis envy.

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Tuesday, 8 January 2008

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