It's baaaaaack!
I almost forgot about this before the year was out, but the Douche Bag of the Year Awards are here!!!
As I stated last year, this "contest" is open to "those whose actions were dubious, stupid, traitorous or just amusing for all the wrong reasons." Just leave any douche bags who come to mind in the comments!!!
Please note that any and all entries will be considered, regardless of ideology or party. I will post the "winners" sometime next week/month/year.
Here are last year's "winners".
HAPPY 2009 EVERYONE!!!
I almost forgot about this before the year was out, but the Douche Bag of the Year Awards are here!!!
As I stated last year, this "contest" is open to "those whose actions were dubious, stupid, traitorous or just amusing for all the wrong reasons." Just leave any douche bags who come to mind in the comments!!!
Please note that any and all entries will be considered, regardless of ideology or party. I will post the "winners" sometime next week/month/year.
Here are last year's "winners".
HAPPY 2009 EVERYONE!!!
14 praise(s):
Olbermann.
Need I explain why?
Okay, here are some suggestions:
The entire MSM for the year-long mass Obama-orgasm masquerading as election coverage. Special mention to all on MSNBC, Keith Olbermoron and Chrissy "Tingle" Matthews in particular! I mean, come on, are they even bothering to pretend anymore???
Andy "Trig Troofer" Sullivan
Rod Blagojevich (Being from Illinois, I am just so, so proud!)
Al Franken, MN Secy of State Mark Ritchie, and anyone even remotely involved in the latest in a long, long line of statistically impossible "recounts" that is, as always, miraculously turning another Dem loss into a Dem win. Gee, what a shock!
Al Gore & the anthropocentric global warming farce brigade. Where's my global warming, Al? The North Pole will melt in 5 years??? Really? Is that a promise? What drugs is this guy on? Seriously!
Former Ohio Dept of Jobs and Family Services Director Helen Jones-Kelley and everyone else involved in illegally digging for dirt on Joe the Plumber! Welcome to the Soviet Union, Comrade! Guess speaking truth to power is only for liberals attacking Republicans, huh?
Rev. Jeremiah "God D--n, America" Wright
Bill Ayers & Bernardine Dohrn
ACORN
Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and all the Dems who helped Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae destroy the economy by giving loans to people who could never afford to repay them in the name of "fairness" and "social justice," with a lot of kickbacks and campaign contributions for them and their friends thrown in as an entirely unrelated side-bonus. Oh, and throw in all the fat-cat CEO's and profiteers that tried to cash in and then fiddled while Wall Street burned.
The big 3 US auto-makers and the a**holes at the UAW. Bail this out, you sub-morons!
Bush and Paulson can get in on this, too, for the trillion dollar kick in the groin of the American taxpayer! Up yours!!!
More as I think of them...
Oh, and Happy New Year!
Quick hits (lest we forget):
Tony Rezko
Eliot "Client Number 9" Spitzer
John "Baby Daddy" Edwards
Ted Stevens
Former FL Congressman Tim "Mr. Clean" Mahoney
Giants WR Plaxico "Quick Draw McGraw" Burress
OJ Simpson
Hamas
Code Pinko
The Prop 8 protest goon squads
...still more to come I'm sure!...
Almost forgot shoe-tosser Muntazer al-Zaidi and all the Moonbat foot-fetishists who keep having orgasms over him and his footwear.
Also: I mentioned Hamas, but all terrorists should get a nod, including the Taliban and the rotting-in-Hell (with one still yet to make the trip) scumbags behind the Mumbai Massacre. F**k you all!
This is way too easy! Where do I start? Hmmmm...
All the Senators that have made anti-military remarks against our men & women in uniform! By doing so, they put them in more of harms way!! Nice job guys!
The same group that said we lost the war in Iraq and that the surge would never work! Nice...throw our solders under the bus, so you can what? Regain power?
Way to go...
The anti-American former president,Jimmy Carter! Someone should take this guys passport away and ship him back to his peanut farm! He is truly nutty!
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid! Is there a brain cell between the two of them? Who votes for these losers?
All the Hollywood actors that think what they say is important and that we give a damn!
All the woman of "The View", except for Elizabeth Hasselback! They are so annoying...grrrr!!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,Hugo Chavez,Raul Castro & Vladimir Putin!! This new "boys club" and their constant threats to the US is getting old!! Can't we just all get along??
The UN...it's time we kick them out of the US and quit funding this anti-American organization!Why do we keep suporting a group that keeps kicking us in the teeth? I don't get it??
All the voters that voted for Obama and knew nothing...NOTHING...about the man and his background! You should have to pass a intelligence test to be allowed to vote! Really!!
The Tyson Foods plant in Tennessee that has taken Labor Day off the table as a paid Holiday and replaced it the Muslim Holiday Eid al-Fitr! A prayer room was also built for them! This is the stealth way to take over America...just keep chipping away...until before you know it...we will be living under Sharia Law! Nice...
Mattel Toys that allowed(?) a dawah doll to be made that says "Islam is the Light"!Nothing on package to warn parents either!! Don't think so!!
The ACLU who goes against everything and anything that is good in this country!!
All the stores that would not allow the phrase "Merry Christmas" to be displayed for fear of offending other religions and in doing so offend the majority of Christians!! Who without, by the way, no one would be shopping in there stores at Christmas!! Derrr...good one brainiacs!!
All the Socialists/Marxists/Communists that want that form of government here in the US! Your forms of gov't do not work...get over it!! Find a country that has whatevr you are looking for and PLEASE.....PLEASE move there!! Ba-bye...adious...ciao...
There are many more but I'll allow others to list them!! Happy New Year and I hope you all had MERRY,MERRY Christmas!!
This is way too easy! Where do I start? Hmmmm...
All the Senators that have made anti-military remarks against our men & women in uniform! By doing so, they put them in more of harms way!! Nice job guys!
The same group that said we lost the war in Iraq and that the surge would never work! Nice...throw our solders under the bus,make us look bad & embolden our enemies... so you can what? Regain power?
Way to go...
The anti-American former president,Jimmy Carter! Someone should take this guy's passport away and ship him back to his peanut farm! He is truly nutty!
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid! Is there a brain cell between the two of them? Who votes for these losers?
All the Hollywood actors that think what they say is important and that we give a damn!Ahhhh....
All the woman of "The View", except for Elizabeth Hasselback! They are so annoying...grrrr!!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,Hugo Chavez,Raul Castro & Vladimir Putin!! This new "boys club" and their constant threats to the US is getting old!! Can't we just all get along??
The UN...it's time we kick them out of the US and quit funding this anti-American organization!Why do we keep suporting a group that keeps kicking us in the teeth? I don't get it??
All the voters that voted for Obama and knew nothing...NOTHING...about the man and his background! You should have to pass a intelligence test to before being allowed to vote! Really!!
The Tyson Foods plant in Tennessee that has taken Labor Day off the table as a paid Holiday and replaced it the Muslim Holiday Eid al-Fitr! A prayer room was also built for them! This is the stealth way to take over America...just keep chipping away...until before you know it...we will be living under Sharia Law! Nice...
Mattel Toys that allowed(?) a dawah doll to be made that says "Islam is the Light"!Nothing on package to warn parents either!! Don't think so!!
The ACLU who goes against everything and anything that is good in this country!!
All the stores that would not allow the phrase "Merry Christmas" to be displayed for fear of offending other religions and in doing so offend the majority of Christians!! Who without, by the way, no one would be shopping in there stores at Christmas!! Derrr...good one brainiacs!!
All the Socialists/Marxists/Communists that want that form of government here in the US! Your forms of gov't do not work...get over it!! Find a country that has whatever it is you're looking for and PLEASE.....PLEASE move there!! Ba-bye...adious...ciao...
There are many more,but I'll allow others to list them!! Happy New Year and I hope you all had MERRY,MERRY Christmas!!
Can I also get a nod in here for David "Astroturf" Axelrod? What a douche! And Rahm Emanuel, too!
Happy New Year!
Can non-Americans nominate idiots from other countries. If yes, I'd like to nominate Manmohan Singh, Prime Minister of India. Pakistan sends terrorists to hold Mumbai hostage for 3 days and almost 200 people are murdered in the attack. Does our PM send a message to terrorists that Indian lives are not cheap and that terrorism is not a risk-free enterprise? No sir! He wants to TALK and NEGOTIATE!!! A spineless puppet who is controlled by Sonia Gandhi. That lady happens to be my joint-top nomination along with the PM.
Where to begin?
- Rev. Jeremiah Wright
- Barney Frank
- Nancy Pelosi
- The Big 3
- All Americans who bought in to Obamamania
- Rod Blagojevich
- Eliot Spitzer
- John Corzine - because I'm from NJ and think he deserves one award for every year he's disgraced us as governor
- Al Gore
- CAIR
-ACORN
I'm sure there's lots more. This is just the beginning...
Two words: Billy. Mays.
Oops!
Per your CNN arsekick...
I forgot Kwame Kilpatrick (how could I???), and totally missed the Larry Langford story. Add two more nominees to the Douche list!
And while were at it, how about Bill Richardson, too?
Can Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi get perma-douche awards???
I nominate Sen. I am a bloated POS Murtha.
Everyone associated with the upcoming Greatest Depression. The UAW, etc.
The MSM for being whores for Obama. Scratch that, whores at least ask for money.
Bush for caring more about pandering to the people who've always hated him anyway.
Blagojevich for being so entirely self-obsessed.
Post a Comment